“I thought I Earned my Senate Seat Through Elections Not Erection” – Senator Natasha Akpoti – Uduaghan Says in Satirical Apology Letter to Akpabio

Embattled senator Natasha Akpoti – Uduaghan has written a satirical apology letter to senate president Godswill Akpabio as their long standing face-off lingers.

Senator Natasha’s Apology letter

In the letter released on Sunday evening, senator Natasha doubled down on her sexual harassment against the Senate president.

The letter reads:

SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER

From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan

Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,

It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.

How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.

I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.

Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.

I remain,

Yours in eternal resistance,

Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan

Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken”

Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan who has since been suspended from the Senate and was subject to a recall process has taken every opportunity to protest her unlawful suspension whilst doubling down on her claims.

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